7.22.10

happy birthday mikey!

a remedy for fury:

1. put on black studded, steel toed, cowboy boots with skulls on the tips

2. get pissed at the most likely suspect

3. eat a hamburger

4. kick over something precious and precariously balanced

5. go to the dead weather show

6. weave through traffic

7. surprise someone on their birthday with a homemade ice cream cake

8. eat two slices

9. call me in the morning

if that doesn't work there's always whiskey and a bar fight.