vs. tofudear bacon,
i love you so much. i don't know how i lived before you. i love you so much i want to put you in every dish i cook. never again will i cook brussel sprouts without you. i love you so much i continue to eat you even though steph says that pork is karmically the closest to human flesh or some such noise. i don't care - i will eat you even though it makes me a karmic cannibal.
that's the audacity of my love.
xo
m*
I happen to be eating brussel sprouts at the moment (no joke), and they are sorely missing the bacon.
ReplyDeletebacon is like a hug from a baby.
ReplyDeleteit makes everything better
bacon: the gateway meat.
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